Saturday, February 24, 2024

Writer's Block

 Hi there

The idea is to write a blog every week, usually Sundays,  sometimes Mondays.  And since 2009, I've pretty much kept to my plan.

But every now and then,  ... Um......   Er ...... What the heck can I write about???????

Brain freeze.  Brain block.  Writer's block.

I remember once sitting in front of my computer and casting my eyes around the room looking for something, anything, to write about.  I saw my watch.

So.. I wrote about my love for cute watches.

You can always tell when my mind has gone blank.  I'll ramble about the beach, or shop assistants (they never let me down), or coathangers, or go on about a holiday for weeks far longer than I really should be rambling on about it.

I guess I'm lucky in that I can see humour (British spelling) in lots of situations.  Whereas when friends say to me,  "Ooohhh, you shouldn't write about that", I don't mind at all telling the world about my true-life embarrassing encounters.  

....


Hey, guess who got brain freeze today......?





Saturday, February 17, 2024

Shop Assistants. Again

 Hi there

A few weeks ago I was in historical gold-mining Arrowtown, South Island.  Leaning heavily on my hiking stick, I hobbled into a shop that was aimed at high-end tourists, especially those searching for merino and possum products.

 "And how has your morning been?" asked the shop  assistant dutifully.

 " Terrible, " I said.

 "That's good," she said.

 Huh...?

... I promise shop assistants in New Zealand aren't all robots.




Saturday, February 10, 2024

My holiday continued

 Hi there

Well, here I was, staying at the Lake Hawea Hotel, with nothing to do.  Okay, I appreciate that millions of people consider sitting on a hotel balcony, looking out at the delightful scenery, with a book on your lap (in my case, make that a Kindle audio book), and a drink beside you (Diet Coke), would have the makings for a pleasant holiday.  But it just wasn't me.  My leg was hurting every time I moved it, and I was so upset that I couldnt go hiking or swimming.  On my last day in Hawea, I couldn't stand it any longer, so I went through the pain of getting into my car and driving the fifteen minutes to Lake Wanaka.  

It was a beautiful, hot (27c) day, and people were kayaking on the lake.  I jealously fumed that I wasnt kayaking on the lake with them.  Another item on my 'want' list that I couldn't do.

Still, I had the most delicious lamb shank lunch at  the Waterbar restaurant.  Thank goodness the restaurant had a ramp for me to use to get up to their front door.

Except for me glancing at the kayakers as I drove into the village, I didn't go over to the lake; it would have been too much of an effort to cross the road.  I did sit outside the Visitor Information Office and read the list of tours one could go on.  Sigh, every one included me having to step down, or step over something, or climb steps, or hike up a hill, or, well, you get the idea ....  grizzle, grizzle, moan, moan, feeling sorry for myself....

The next day I drove the couple of painful hours to Queenstown where I would be staying for a week.  I am very lucky that Manchester Unity of which I am a member, has holiday homes around New Zealand because Queenstown is a very-very-very expensive place (especially for kiwis) with accommodation for a single night in a basic-no-view no-frills studio motel room being about $NZ250.  My MU holiday home is about $NZ460 a week.


above: view from the balcony of my Queenstown two bedroom unit.


above: Queenstown, evening, from balcony.  Lake Whakatipu.  Red sky at night ...


I arrived in Queenstown on a Friday.  That night I should have been going up the gondola to a buffet dinner at the Skylne Stratosphere restaurant but had cancelled because I didn't think I could get on and off the ever-moving gondola with style, elegance, or footwork.  From my unit balcony, I could see the gondolas going up and down the hill to the restaurant, and that annoyed me..

I did manage to drive the half-hour over to Arrowtown and have lunch at the New Orleans pub, a roast lamb lunch that was so divine that I was in dining heaven.  I was in the heart of sheep country so naturally there would be lamb on menus.  But even though I was in Arrowtown I couldn't walk my favourite loop track so more resentment and frustration coming from me in waves.  Neither could I walk the lovely Queenstown-to-Frankton track.

But the most heartbreaking part of my whole trip was not being able to go on the Glenorchy Paradise Ziplines.  They are just out of Queenstown and the Neon streaming show "Men in Kilts - New Zealand", showed the two actors from "Outlander" doing the 8 ziplines. Between craggy peaks, over waters, across open land...   I so wanted to do those ziplines.  It was the main reason I'd booked to holiday in the South Island.   I was desperate to do them.  It was my reason for living (okay, who is being a bit dramatic, here?)  

Apparently, there would be what was described as an easy to moderate 500 metre walk on a bush track to get to the first zipline.  I presumed there would be a step or two going up to each stage of the operation?  And also a walk down a hill at the finish. 

I wouldn't be able to do it.

stock photo.  Paradise Ziplines, Glenorchy. 

On my very last night in Queenstown, I managed to get into the gondola and made it to the buffet restaurant at the top of the hill, that hill that I had glared at everyday of my holiday because I thought it would be a no-go to get that meal I'd been craving.  I also wanted to and oohh and aahh over the spectacular views.

The actual gondolas were new, with a lot of seats (maybe eight ?).

"I don't know if I can get into a gondola," I whispered to the guy standing by to help people like me.

"You can do it," he said.  And he gripped the gondola to slow it down on the pulley/rotater/cable thingee that keeps gondolas continually moving in a huge loop from the bottom of the hill to the very top and back again. Wow, I'd met my own personal Hercules.  I stumbled into the gondola.

Within a couple of seconds, a father of a family unit of four yelled out to me, "Can we share this gondola with you,".  He made to step forward.

"No!"  I felt terrible as he backed off in confusion.  Goodness, I was so rude...

At the top of the gondola, after one of the workers helped me out of that always-moving cab, I stayed back and waited for the family to get off the next gondola.

"I'm so sorry I barred you," I said.  "But. I'm injured-" I waggled my hiking stick as evidence.  " With the four of you and with how slow I am, I may not have had time to get out.  I might have ended up back at the bottom of the hill."

"That's okay," he said.  "We understand."



above: me in a gondola cab.  Flying solo.  Evening


The buffet meal was lovely.  I had four creme brulees, perhaps the main reason I always try to get to this buffet whenever I'm in Queenstown.  Unfortunately, there was a lot of construction going on outside so visitors couldnt do the nice hill climb at the top of the gondola.  Oh, and here's a side-bar (or a middle-of-a-paragraph-bar), there is road construction everywhere in Queenstown.  It's been going on for a couple of years and will go on for a few more years.  If I come back to the area again in the near future (I've got to do those ziplines), I think I would stay half-an-hour away at Arrowtown and just go over to Queenstown when I felt like it.

The following day, I got priority boarding on the plane taking me home to Wellington.  The Air New Zealand pilot told us that the weather in Wellington was "horrendous".  He followed up with, "With any luck, by the time we get there in an hour, it will only be ...awful."

It was a white-knuckle landing...

Saturday, February 3, 2024

Wow, talk about catastrophe!!!...!!!...!!!

 Hi there

Goodness knows where to start...  Well...  yesterday I returned from two weeks' holiday down the South Island of New Zealand....  I had been looking forward to this holiday for a whole year.  There was so much I was planning to do .  Unfortunately, three days before I was due to fly to Christchurch, I hurt the gastrocnemius calf muscle in my leg.  I was in pain.  My friends all shouted, "Cancel your holiday!"  But, no, no, I'd had the gastrocnemius explosion (some people describe it 'like a firework) in my leg twice before.  I was a pro at handling pain.  I wanted my holiday.

There were so many things I intended to do -

.  Climb Mt John at Tekapo - didn't end up doing

.  Swim Lake Tekapo -  did once, to my sorrow

.  Swim Lake Hawea every day for five days - did once, to my sorrow

.  Kayak at Lake Wanaka - didn't end up doing

.  Buffet meal at top of the gondola ride, Queenstown - did do, eventually

.  Do the multiple ziplines at Glenorchy (Queenstown area) - didn't end up doing

 By the time  I flew into Christchurch airport, every movement was hell on my leg.  I'd hired a car to drive from Christchurch to Tekapo for a two night stay.   Driving was okay, but getting in and out of that darn car turned out to be the curse of my entire holiday.  You know those videos we've all seen of a silly dog trying to get a long horizontal stick through a narrow doorway?  That was me, trying to get my leg into the car. 

I had booked an en suite cabin at the Lakes Edge Holiday Park, right next to the start of the Mt John track. Wonderful view, but I couldn't appreciate it because I couldnt even get up the first of three steps to the cabin.  And it was only about a hand's height.   So much for climbing Mt John.....


above: me, at Jack Rabbit Cafe, Tekapo.  Sitting down.


above:  view from my cabin over Lake Tekapo


But if I couldn't climb a mountain I would at least swim in Lake Tekapo -

To get to the lake I had to hobble and slide and lose my footing across a plethora of stones and pebbles and gravel to get to the water.  "Ow, ow, ow, yipes...".  

The return journey back to my car was even worse.  I thought I would faint through the pain.  But then I realised I'd left the car key on the water's edge, so I had to hobble back down again...  And back to the car again.  All the time I was slipping and sliding, and ending up deeper into the gravelly lake-edge  pebbles.  It was sort of like forcing my way through heavy deep treacle.  Or quicksand. 

But had I learnt my lesson?  What do you think?

Two days later, I arrived at Lake Hawea, the jewel of my holiday.  There is nothing really at the village of Lake Hawea, except a hotel where I stayed, and a cafe.  The previous year I had called in to Lake Hawea for the day.  I picked up a sparkly pebble from the beach (yes, yes, another pebble-y beach) and sat it on my kitchen window sill.  Every time I hovered over the kitchen sink I thought "Nearly there, Lake Hawea is coming, wait till January ..."

I stayed at Lake Hawea Hotel for five nights.  On that first day I hobbled, and limped, and cursed, and slipped down the pebbled bank to get to the water at Esplanade Beach.  I was almost in tears.  After my swim, and trying to get back up that bank, I couldn't do it.  I really did cry, tears of frustration. 

A woman who was sitting on the beach came to my aid.  She asked her son to give me his hiking stick (I was now working with two hiking sticks, whoopee).  The young guy carried my bag, and helped me up the stoney bank.  And guess what - ?  it turned out the woman was the neighbour of my best beach friend from Hataitai Beach. This woman, too, was on holiday. Talk about coincidences.

But because of two days of limping over stoney, pebble beaches my leg was shot...  I had to stay in my hotel room for the next four days.  I sat on the balcony and looked at the view which was lovely but didn't make up for losing out on all the swimming which was the reason I had booked for Lake Hawea.


above:  Lake Hawea - a fave scene -  from the balcony of my room at Lake Hawea Hotel.  The view from Esplanade Beach is even better


Part II of the holiday from hell will be coming soon