Shopping those sales

 Hi there

I went into a clothing store the other day.  I had been attracted by the huge sign that took up all of the front  window:  "20% Off Everything!!!"

 Wow, I was in!  Literally.  

More "20% Off Everything" signs inside.  Everywhere.  On the walls.  On the clothing racks.  On the counter. There was even a huge "20% Off Everything!!!" peel-off sign on the floor. 

As I stood under one sign, looking across at another, and  surrounded by many more, an assistant made a beeline for me.  "Did you know that we have a "20%-off-everything sale? " she whispered confidentially to me.  

Like it was a big secret.

"No," I said.  " Really?  I hadn't a clue... "