Honestly, I can't. Tell a joke. Someone will tell me a joke, and I think "Oh, that joke is great. I must remember it".
I promptly forget most of every joke I hear. I dither around the beginning of a joke, have to backtrack somewhere around the middle, repeat myself a couple of times, make up a portion, then completely forget the ending.
Oh, wait, no, I do remember one joke. It's ostensibly the shortest joke ever, and was told by Miss Piggy in The Muppet Show -
" Pretentious? Moi?"
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