Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Aw, come to the party TVNZ

 Hi there

Remember about a year ago I grumbled that TVNZ On Demand had decided to leave my six year old smart tv? 

"Your set is too old to handle the new technology", the guy in the tv shop told me.

So the guy persuaded me to buy a Freeview contraption through which I could still access TVNZ On Demand on my television set.

Now...?  TVNZ On Demand have told me they're exiting Freeview.  So, I'm going down from a 52inch screen to the 5inch one that's on my phone?  Heavens, TVNZ truly want to share their programmes, right???

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

TYPIST-IN-CHARGE, Episode 4

 Hi there

Typing Room 305, Education Department, Government Buildings, Wellington, NZ.  1961.

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Miss Hopkins was now a Staff Typist, sitting in a typing  pool like we other peasants, but until her recent retirement she had been the Supervising Typist-in-Charge of all Education typists, with her own room no less.  We loved hearing her stories about how she started in Education some forty years back - 

When Dorothy Hopkins was a sprightly junior typist, about 17 years old, there was a stiff protocol involved when addressing others.  It was all 'Miss', 'Mrs', 'Mr';  no first names allowed.  The Typist-in-Charge at the time was a Miss Peggy Patrick.  One evening the typists were all out to dinner.

Dorothy Hopkins, no doubt with a gleam in her eye, and in some trepidation but with a hint of a rebellious soul in her young body, asked "Would you pass the salt please ...  Peggy?"

There were a few sharp intakes of typist breath across the table.  Quickly muffled giggles came from a couple of the juniors.

Peggy Patrick passed over the salt.  "Here you are ... Miss Hopkins."

When I joined Education in 1960, I called all the older typists 'Miss' or 'Mrs'.  They called me 'Lorraine'.  By the time I got to senior status, everybody in government departments were called by their first names, so I never got to experience the heady pleasure of being addressed with a prefix.

As a junior I was required to sit the Public Service Typing Exam.  It was the most recognised typing exam in NZ.  My work typewriter had been  bundled up on the day before the Saturday November 1961 exam and sent to Gilby's Business College in Willis Street.  I'd brushed inside the keys basin with methylated spirits, picked out the gunk from the letters 'b', 'd', 'e', 'p' and  'o'' with a bent paper clip, wiped the wax off the main roller where I'd used a stencil* the previous day, and polished the keyboard until it gleamed.

The speed test was to be scheduled first.  Then an hour's break for me before it was time for the confused manuscript part of the examination.

Oh, and I forgot to mention, dear reader,  exam day was the exact day Cliff Richard, Britain's King of Rock'n'Roll, would be in Wellington.  Did I also forget to mention that I was a rabid Cliff Richard & The Shadows fan?  Cliff had turned 21 the previous month, and was young and gorgeous.

In my hour's exam gap I sprinted down Willis Street to the Hotel St George where the boys were staying, and I met up with two friends.  There was a metal fire escape clinging to the side of the hotel -

We climbed it, of course.  Right to the top floor (seventh?).  It was a scary escapade but, hey, this dare-devil climb was done with the hope of seeing Cliff in his - sigh - bedroom, and breathing his same air, swooning over him.

We peeked through a window and, heavens(swoon!), there was Jet Harris, bass guitarist of The Shadows.  He gave a girlish shriek and ducked behind an open wardrobe door.  Oops ....  We scuttled back down the fire escape.  First one off the contraption, I raced up Willis Street but my friends, not so lucky, were caught by the hotel manager.

I arrived at my exam venue puffing, panting, heart racing, mind exploding, and it was one minute before the exam started.

I failed the exam.  Any wonder why? 



above:  Hotel St George, Wellington.  The Beatles stayed here in 1964.

PS:  I passed the exam the next time around.


PPS:   * a stencil was a foolscap sheet of lightweight cardboard with a waxy sheet atop.  A cardboard strip ran across the top of the stencil with perferated holes in it so that the typed stencil could be slotted into a Gestetner machine and hundreds of copies of the typing could be run off.  A red liquid could be brushed over a typed mistake and after a few minutes the typist would type the correct letter on top of the set liquid.  Stencils were not typed with a ribbon.  There was a small lever at the side of the typewriter that would move the ribbon down from its usual place to enable a key to heavily penetrate the stencil.






Saturday, May 15, 2021

Up With the Birds

 Hi there

We've all heard the phrases 'Up with the Birds" or "Up at Sparrow Fart".  It mean that we get up extra-early.  Sooo early.

Lately, I've wondered about this.  I feed the birds at my house.  And there's not a sign of them before 10 am.  Why does this new generation of birds sleep in?  Teenage birds who refuse to move from the nest until Mum's brought them their morning worms?  Something to do with daylight saving hours - do birds realise the times are changed?

Maybe it's only country birds who wake up early, they're out there in the plough ruts searching for grubs and worms before the sun is up, whereas their city cousins can't be bothered to even raise a wing until the local cat wakes up (2 pm?). 

It's a mystery... 

Saturday, May 8, 2021

New Plymouth Again

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I suddenly decided to go to New Plymouth for three nights, and was out of the house within 35 minutes.  Over the last few months I thought I'd lost the super-power of fast packing but, no, I had regained that power  -

Wait, no!  I forgot my hiking shoes.  And my going-to-town-and-posh-dining-in-restaurant shoes.  For the whole time away, I was in my scungy, scuffed shoes; the ones I drive in.  

I walked for hours (and hours) in New Plymouth, in just my old Skeechers court shoes, wearing the soles completely flat by the end of my short holiday .

I love New Plymouth's Coastal Walkway.  I walked it backward and forwards twice, walking from the port to the modern-looking walkway bridge  -

above:  from this end of the bridge, I could see Mt Taranaki (okay, I wasn't quite standing in the right place to get the mountain exactly framed in the middle of the span (missed the vista by this much).

above:  this is the other end of the bridge, with more of a view of the beautiful workmanship of the structure.

 

Saturday, May 1, 2021

Hiking and Walking

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With a bit of trepidation, I took off on a hike this morning to Red Rocks, a wild beach-y stoney area of Wellington.  I was anxious because I was now deeming my bad ankle repaired.  But was it?   

Yes!  40 minutes to Red Rocks and 40 minutes back.  I am so good .....

Whilst walking with my trusty hiking stick at the ready (and I only stumbled once)  I got to thinking about the dynamics of people walking together, be it on urban paths or on a narrow bush track .  If there's two of you, great.  But if there's three of you then that third person feels on the outer, a third wheel, because they will either have to walk behind their two friends, or in front of them (which means walking backwards if any conversation is to be included), 

Is it any wonder we have so many walkers who, in trios, often take up the whole of a footpath, loathe to separate to a less privileged position.