Hi there
I've never been able to remember jokes. I do so admire people who can tell jokes, especially Shaggy Dog jokes that go on... and on... and on...
I only have two joke. They're short and I learned them from a comedian on stage at the Victoria Palace Theare in London, way back in 1967.
1.
"Did you hear the one about the two cows in the paddock? :--
One anxious cow said to the other, "Goodness, Look at that bull over there! Do you think he's going to charge--?"
The other cow said, "I hope not. I've only got 50 cents...."
2.
Did you hear the one about the two stallions in the paddock?-
One stallion said to the other, "I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. I had a nightmare...."
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