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 "A bath!  All I want is a bath -"
I put in the plug, turned on the taps, splashed in some bubble bath, and went away...
I returned about ten minutes later to turn off the taps.
 "wha-!"
 I couldn't turn the cold tap off. No matter how hard I tried.
 "No,no,noooooo."
 I pulled out The plug.   The water was pouring furiously into the bath, pouring in faster than it was pouring out.
I helplessly watched the bubbles rising.  And rising.   I had memories of a few months back when I couldn't get the bath's hot tap to turn off.
I raced outside in my foxy-patterned socks, and my ancient only-wear-around-the-house dress.  I pounded on my neighbour's door.  "Please, please, have you got a spanner?  Or a strong husband?"
 Thanks, husband.  He saved the day but not before the bubbles had  reached halfway up my bathroom wall.  I thought for a moment I was in a "Carry On"movie.
Sigh.  I better call the plumber.  Yet again.

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