Hi there
Before that bucket list movie came out, I was mentally storing up a list engagingly entitled The Little Things I Can't Do and Wish That I Could. Or alternatively, My Genie Wishes, just in case I ever do meet a genie.
This list is sort of the lesser cousin of the bucket list. There are still a few items that I have not been able to complete. I don't think I ever will -
1 Play the piano. To my regret, all I mastered - at age 12 - was "Home on the Range" and "God Save the Queen" before I threw a tantrum, swearing to run away from home if I ever had to go to one more piano lesson
2 Do up zips that are at the back of my dress. Where's a lady's maid when I require one?
3 Be able to put in my pierced ear-rings without looking in a mirror. I envy my friends.
4 Take on the lead role in a Broadway musical ... I am totallly aware that I can't sing a note
5 Be able to hook up my bras without having to do them up in the front, then whirl the bra around to my back to finish the operation - I get so contorted.
6 Using willpower to never put on weight... Don't snigger.
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