I agree to take a phone survey. I then agree to test a spanking new mystery product. I am quite excited to be a guinea pig. My friends will be ever-so jealous.
Wait-! What? I'm to test toilet paper?
I find at this point that I am a little over my initial excitement.
When the toilet rolls arrive, I read the accompanying instructions. I have to fill out a questionnaire:
Is the toilet tissue soft to my body? How many squares would I tear off at a time? Does it rip easily? How is the paper to flush? Are width and length pleasing ? How often would I use it ...?
Goodness, I am so finished with phone surveys.