Showing posts with label angry food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label angry food. Show all posts

Sunday, September 18, 2022

Those eyedrops

 Hi there

I'm still on my eyedrops, 10 a day for at least two more months.  The dosage has dropped from 12 a day and before that, 15. 

When I was told I couldn't stop them, I wanted to do a Billy Elliot angry dance. But... I can't dance.

 So, instead I ransacked the cupboard for anything chocolate because chocolate is, of course, angry food.  When I am so toddler-tantrum angry I crave chocolate.  

I couldn't find chocolate anywhere, not even when I climbed up a step-stool to the top shelf of my pantry where I usually hide the Crunchie Bars.

All I could find was a bag of marshmallows.  Marshmallows?  Come on now, marshmallows are not angry food.  Marshmallows are for sitting in a field of daisies in a long chiffon dress, and patting a unicorn ....