Friday, August 19, 2016

Cleaning the toilet

Hi there

I was bending down to clean the toilet when the phone rang.

"I'm glad you didn't ring one minute later," I said to my friend J who had phoned in for the usual long discussion about would we/wouldn't we go swimming.  "I almost had my head down the toilet."

"Good thing you're not the queen then" said J.  "You might have lost your tiara."

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