Yesterday I went to a different beach. I took my boogie board along with me. The beach had lots of wild waves. Real wild. And such ferocious wind.
My board, tethered to my wrist, often took to the air, like a kite. The wind turned the waves into a mad mass.
One wave shot me underneath it, turning me topsy turvey. I cracked my tummy against the ridge side of my board and I could feel the board breaking underneath me. When I got thrown to the shore it was to discover the board was completely broken in two.
Superman and me? We both have abs of steel. I break boogie boards with my abs. Beat that, everyone - now you can tell your pals that you know a real super hero.