Hi there
Yesterday, I bravely informed my friend, J, that if we swam at Hataitai Beach she would have to protect me from the jellyfish.
"How?" she asked.
"Swim in front of me, blazing a trail. Those cowardly jellies will skitter away at the might of your formidable frontal attack". I would follow closely in her wake...
We decided on swimming way over the right side of the bay because the grounded jellyfish had beached themselves more on the left. Thong man was our test subject in the water; when we didn't hear any surprised yelps or yips coming from his direction, we gingerly got into the sea.
Not one jellyfish bombarded us, though I swear the entire swim was accompanied by the theme music from "Jaws".
The pair of us scuttled out of the water, too cold to even remember - until we were at my house in front of a heater - to hi-five for our five swims in July. We wore our light t-shirts for the first time this winter.
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Sunday, July 12, 2015
the jellyfish are back at Hataitai Beach
Hi there
My swimming friend, J, emailed me yesterday (Sun pm, NZ time) to say that Hataitai Beach was covered with dozens and dozens of jellyfish.
Oh, no. I've never known them to come in July. They're usually for a week or two in the summer, but this year there's been a heck of a lot of them. We had bad storms on Thurs, Fri & Sat, so the storms probably swept the jellyfish into shore.
As my five readers know, I am absolutely petrified of these jellies. I know they're harmless, but when they bang against you in the sea it's like you've suddenly hit a plastic bag that's full of hard water. Scary....
I went down to the beach today for a nosey. It was high tide and the jellies that hadn't disintegrated in the sun were in the process of being washed out to sea again. The last lot I'd seen were the size of dinner plates. These ones were smaller. Maybe thirty or so of them.
We've done four swims so far this month but I'm not going in the water again until those jellyfish have disappeared from Hataitai Beach shores. Our monthly minimum is 6 swims.
My swimming friend, J, emailed me yesterday (Sun pm, NZ time) to say that Hataitai Beach was covered with dozens and dozens of jellyfish.
Oh, no. I've never known them to come in July. They're usually for a week or two in the summer, but this year there's been a heck of a lot of them. We had bad storms on Thurs, Fri & Sat, so the storms probably swept the jellyfish into shore.
As my five readers know, I am absolutely petrified of these jellies. I know they're harmless, but when they bang against you in the sea it's like you've suddenly hit a plastic bag that's full of hard water. Scary....
I went down to the beach today for a nosey. It was high tide and the jellies that hadn't disintegrated in the sun were in the process of being washed out to sea again. The last lot I'd seen were the size of dinner plates. These ones were smaller. Maybe thirty or so of them.
We've done four swims so far this month but I'm not going in the water again until those jellyfish have disappeared from Hataitai Beach shores. Our monthly minimum is 6 swims.
Friday, July 10, 2015
Cleaning out my garage
Hi there
I had 48 hours before the Red Cross Charity Shop did a collection sweep of my suburb, so I was ready and rarin' to clean out my garage ... I had a mound of plastic rubbish bags, my MP3 player, and a packed lunch. I was set for the whole day.
"But I really don't want to do this," I moaned over the phone to a friend.
"You can so do it," my friend said in that jolly-hockey-sticks sort of rah-rah way your pals often have when trying to egg you on and yet, at the same time, are immensely relieved they don't have to do the work themselves. She was off to town, shopping, didn't give a toss about me and my garage.
After I'd backed my car out, I stood at the entrance of the garage and contemplated all the goodies that over the last two decades had been deemed too important to throw out ...
There were three suitcases crammed full of curtains and table cloths, and doilies. There were loads of photos and negatives, pop star memorabaelia from the sixties, and 21st birthday cards. There were two twiggy broom-sticks, a huuuuge pile of clothes, painted shells, unpainted shells, a toastie-maker, a record player and amps, glass-ware and crystal, a bike seat, half-a-dozen framed pictures, cans of paint, reams of cardboard and typing paper, and my old school shorthand exercise books. There were mystery books, and how-to books, and chiclit books, and a bucket-full of pumice I'd gathered from around Red Rocks. There were dried-up balloons that when you looked real closely read 'Happy Birthday Lorraine', long playing records from the rock'n'roll era, lots of gym stuff, a fold-down Christmas tree, a pair of rugs, a venetian blind, a partridge, a pear tree, the ark of the covenant....
By day's end, my back was hurting, I was exhausted and snarling, and I'd only cleaned three-quarters of the garage. Still, there were eight bags for the Red Cross, half a dozen bags for other charities who weren't as picky as the Red Cross with their request for good goods, and six more bags that were truly meant for the rubbish.
Thank goodness, I don't have to clean the garage again for another twenty years. By then it will probably be up to my heirs to do the deed. Ah, there is light at the end of this tunnel!
I had 48 hours before the Red Cross Charity Shop did a collection sweep of my suburb, so I was ready and rarin' to clean out my garage ... I had a mound of plastic rubbish bags, my MP3 player, and a packed lunch. I was set for the whole day.
"But I really don't want to do this," I moaned over the phone to a friend.
"You can so do it," my friend said in that jolly-hockey-sticks sort of rah-rah way your pals often have when trying to egg you on and yet, at the same time, are immensely relieved they don't have to do the work themselves. She was off to town, shopping, didn't give a toss about me and my garage.
After I'd backed my car out, I stood at the entrance of the garage and contemplated all the goodies that over the last two decades had been deemed too important to throw out ...
There were three suitcases crammed full of curtains and table cloths, and doilies. There were loads of photos and negatives, pop star memorabaelia from the sixties, and 21st birthday cards. There were two twiggy broom-sticks, a huuuuge pile of clothes, painted shells, unpainted shells, a toastie-maker, a record player and amps, glass-ware and crystal, a bike seat, half-a-dozen framed pictures, cans of paint, reams of cardboard and typing paper, and my old school shorthand exercise books. There were mystery books, and how-to books, and chiclit books, and a bucket-full of pumice I'd gathered from around Red Rocks. There were dried-up balloons that when you looked real closely read 'Happy Birthday Lorraine', long playing records from the rock'n'roll era, lots of gym stuff, a fold-down Christmas tree, a pair of rugs, a venetian blind, a partridge, a pear tree, the ark of the covenant....
By day's end, my back was hurting, I was exhausted and snarling, and I'd only cleaned three-quarters of the garage. Still, there were eight bags for the Red Cross, half a dozen bags for other charities who weren't as picky as the Red Cross with their request for good goods, and six more bags that were truly meant for the rubbish.
Thank goodness, I don't have to clean the garage again for another twenty years. By then it will probably be up to my heirs to do the deed. Ah, there is light at the end of this tunnel!
Monday, July 6, 2015
Four swims for July at Hataitai Beach
Hi there
My swimming friend, J, and I have now four swims under our belts for July. The water is very cold. Maybe next week we will slip on light t-shirts?
Yesterday, I had to wear a different bathing suit because my usual one was damp. I moaned the entire swim that the shoulder straps on this new one were less wide (by about an inch) and this was why I was colder than usual. My friend J, never the cold-water moaner, didn't go for that theory.
Two young guys got out of their car at Hataitai Beach on Sunday, one in swimming shorts, the other carrying a camera. In the space of, say, twenty seconds, swim-guy raced into the water, ducked down under the waves, emerged with a blood-curdling scream because of the cold, and raced out again. His mate, who had filmed the whole episode, was bent over with laughter.
J came up with the scenario that the mates had a bet as to the outcome of the previous day's rugby final, the loser having to take the plunge! As good a guess as any.
My swimming friend, J, and I have now four swims under our belts for July. The water is very cold. Maybe next week we will slip on light t-shirts?
Yesterday, I had to wear a different bathing suit because my usual one was damp. I moaned the entire swim that the shoulder straps on this new one were less wide (by about an inch) and this was why I was colder than usual. My friend J, never the cold-water moaner, didn't go for that theory.
Two young guys got out of their car at Hataitai Beach on Sunday, one in swimming shorts, the other carrying a camera. In the space of, say, twenty seconds, swim-guy raced into the water, ducked down under the waves, emerged with a blood-curdling scream because of the cold, and raced out again. His mate, who had filmed the whole episode, was bent over with laughter.
J came up with the scenario that the mates had a bet as to the outcome of the previous day's rugby final, the loser having to take the plunge! As good a guess as any.
Saturday, July 4, 2015
Miramar Wanderings
Hi there
I was power-walking through Miramar last week and approached the goods entrance for Weta Workshop. Standing in the gateway was a guy in a fluorescent vest with some sort of two-way radio in his hand. We were probably about a metre or so apart.
He said into his radio, and looking right at me, "There's a big truck here now-"
"I hope you're not referring to me," I said. "I know I've put on weight but ..."
As I walked away, he was apologising profusely, explaining that he wasn't talking about me; there was a truck coming up the road to the back of me.
It's so sad that people nowadays are so scared of being politically incorrect that they don't register a joke when they hear it.
above: Weta Workshop goods entrance. The building immediately behind is the Weta office block. I haven't been in there for a few years but in their conference room they had their Oscars on display.
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Today: I power-walked the same route this morning. As I turned a corner away from Weta, I came upon something being filmed from across the road. It's for tv apparently.
I was power-walking through Miramar last week and approached the goods entrance for Weta Workshop. Standing in the gateway was a guy in a fluorescent vest with some sort of two-way radio in his hand. We were probably about a metre or so apart.
He said into his radio, and looking right at me, "There's a big truck here now-"
"I hope you're not referring to me," I said. "I know I've put on weight but ..."
As I walked away, he was apologising profusely, explaining that he wasn't talking about me; there was a truck coming up the road to the back of me.
It's so sad that people nowadays are so scared of being politically incorrect that they don't register a joke when they hear it.
above: Weta Workshop goods entrance. The building immediately behind is the Weta office block. I haven't been in there for a few years but in their conference room they had their Oscars on display.
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Today: I power-walked the same route this morning. As I turned a corner away from Weta, I came upon something being filmed from across the road. It's for tv apparently.
Thursday, July 2, 2015
Me, going to Las Vegas
Hi there
My friend in Auckland rang me a month or so ago:
"When are you off to Las Vegas again?" she asked.
"Wha-? Who said I was going to Las Vegas? I've never told you I was going back . I've been telling everyone for months that I've been there-done that."
"So, you're really not going?"
"Well ...."
"I knew it! You can't resist the place. Now, I've looked up what's on in Wellington during August for when I come down to house-sit; I'll go ahead and book for 'Wellington On a Plate' and 'The International Film Festival'-"
"Whoa there. Who's to say I'm not going in.... September! Or... or December."
There was a bit of a pause. Then: "Nah ... You like the August sales. And the shows. And the vibe of millions of people surrounding you in Vegas at the height of summer. You're a weird person, Lorraine."
My friend nattered on asking me about half a dozen Wellington restaurants. Did that restaurant have a good rep? Was this restaurant too far away from Miramar to commute to? Did I know of a place where crayfish would be on the menu? And, oh-yes-there-was-a-rate-the-best-burger in Wellington contest; she was definitely up for that.
It seems that while I'm attending those ritzy buffet spreads in Las Vegas my Auckland mate will be down here in Wellington sampling every restaurant and cafe in the entire region.
I pity for both our weights afterwards.
***
PS: J and I managed 10 swims for June. And once this month, so far.
My friend in Auckland rang me a month or so ago:
"When are you off to Las Vegas again?" she asked.
"Wha-? Who said I was going to Las Vegas? I've never told you I was going back . I've been telling everyone for months that I've been there-done that."
"So, you're really not going?"
"Well ...."
"I knew it! You can't resist the place. Now, I've looked up what's on in Wellington during August for when I come down to house-sit; I'll go ahead and book for 'Wellington On a Plate' and 'The International Film Festival'-"
"Whoa there. Who's to say I'm not going in.... September! Or... or December."
There was a bit of a pause. Then: "Nah ... You like the August sales. And the shows. And the vibe of millions of people surrounding you in Vegas at the height of summer. You're a weird person, Lorraine."
My friend nattered on asking me about half a dozen Wellington restaurants. Did that restaurant have a good rep? Was this restaurant too far away from Miramar to commute to? Did I know of a place where crayfish would be on the menu? And, oh-yes-there-was-a-rate-the-best-burger in Wellington contest; she was definitely up for that.
It seems that while I'm attending those ritzy buffet spreads in Las Vegas my Auckland mate will be down here in Wellington sampling every restaurant and cafe in the entire region.
I pity for both our weights afterwards.
***
PS: J and I managed 10 swims for June. And once this month, so far.
Thursday, June 25, 2015
But does your beauty bar actually clean me?
Hi there
I rang up the phone number on the side of the product packet -
"Um... about your beauty bar?" I said. "Does it ...er ... clean me?
"Pardon?" The woman was perplexed.
"It doesn't say anywhere on the packet that it's actually soap. I have to know if it will clean me."
"Of course it will clean you."
"It doesn't tell me that. It tells me it's a beauty cream bar. It tells me it moisturises. It tells me it hydrates . Written on the side are the words 'pain de toilette'-"
Now, aside from 'menu' and 'entree', I don't really know much French; I don't even want to think about pain, and a toilet, and a beauty bar all in the same breath.
The lady on the end of the line kept insisting my beauty cream bar would, indeed, shine me up all squeaky-clean. Apparently, too, I wouldn't even have to sit on the loo to receive the benefits.
I'm still not convinced. Why would soap manufacturers - "Dove", I'm talking to you - want to dress their product in such an ultra-snobby cloak that buyers haven't a clue what the thing actually is?
I don't want a bar of it-
I rang up the phone number on the side of the product packet -
"Um... about your beauty bar?" I said. "Does it ...er ... clean me?
"Pardon?" The woman was perplexed.
"It doesn't say anywhere on the packet that it's actually soap. I have to know if it will clean me."
"Of course it will clean you."
"It doesn't tell me that. It tells me it's a beauty cream bar. It tells me it moisturises. It tells me it hydrates . Written on the side are the words 'pain de toilette'-"
Now, aside from 'menu' and 'entree', I don't really know much French; I don't even want to think about pain, and a toilet, and a beauty bar all in the same breath.
The lady on the end of the line kept insisting my beauty cream bar would, indeed, shine me up all squeaky-clean. Apparently, too, I wouldn't even have to sit on the loo to receive the benefits.
I'm still not convinced. Why would soap manufacturers - "Dove", I'm talking to you - want to dress their product in such an ultra-snobby cloak that buyers haven't a clue what the thing actually is?
I don't want a bar of it-
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