No, you haven't hit an infomercial by mistake.... My friend, J, was having trouble sleeping so, being the classy senior that she is, she didn't choose to count common or garden, or even meadow sheep. No, J decided to alphabetise a short verse.
She was a long time getting to sleep:
EVERYONE NEEDS A HOBBY.....
Alice Began Calypso Dancing Every Friday.
Gary Had Intended Joining Karate Lessons Monday Nights.
Olive Played Quoits Regularly.
Susan Tried Using Violin,
Jay, Wellington, NZ